Re: New Vegas: Role-Play

**Rice** Wed May 18, 2011 3:03 am

"What?" Mary looked panicked, her eyes full of worry. "Is something wrong? Oh god is something wrong - answer me?" She began to freak out a little bit and made a grab for Tali.

Kori tilted his head at the scan. "Why does it have two heads?"

"MY BABY HAS TWO HEADS?" Mary deflated.

**Nenalata** Wed May 18, 2011 3:07 am

"Answer, woman!" Caesar roared at Tali.

"Nothing, nothing wrong!" Tali said, jumping backwards. "And no, you are not carrying a baby with two heads! You're having twins! And as far as I can tell, one is a boy and one is a girl!"

**Rice** Wed May 18, 2011 3:09 am

There was silence. "Twi-twins?" Mary blinked stupidly as she tried to come to terms with it, she smiled for about five seconds though the look was whipped off her face when the horror dawned on her. "Wait..I'm gonna shove two babies out now..oh..god no," she buried her face in her hands.

"When you have the baby, can you call one Kori," Kori grinned and tried to pet Mary on the head, ignoring the looks he got.

"No get away Kori," Mart swatted his hands.

**Nenalata** Wed May 18, 2011 3:16 am

"Twins!" Caesar cried, looking very pleased with himself.

"Aren't you happy Mary?" Tali said, tilting her head at her. "Two adorable babies!"

**Rice** Wed May 18, 2011 3:18 am

"I am I am, but," Mary looked up. "Now all I can think about is childbirth and popping two kids out," she crossed her legs at the thought of it. "Oooh it's going to hurt."

"Name them Tali and Kori!" Kori didn't seem to get the idea that he wasn't wanted.

"Kori just no," Mary crossed her arms. "You have a lovely name but I want my kids to have original names..you two can be the god parents or something."

"Really?" Kori looked near tears.

**Nenalata** Wed May 18, 2011 3:28 am

"Oh... Yeah, you're right, that would be pretty painful." Tali said, nodding in agreement.

"Come on, it can't be that bad..." Caesar said, not knowing what he was probably going to get himself into.

Tali raised her eyebrows at him.

**Rice** Wed May 18, 2011 3:41 am

"Oh excuse me, this coming from someone who doesn't have a womb or a vagina," Mary turned on him instantly like a viper ready to strike. "You remember that time we had a fight, and I kicked you in the balls, remember how much that hurts," she moved as if to make him remember but paused before going any further. "Now imagine I've just ripped your dick off, stapled it back on and am kicking you in it over and over again for up to 14 hours - that's child birth."

**Nenalata** Wed May 18, 2011 3:47 am

"I'm sure the pain of childbirth is nothing compared to being flogged and crucified" Caesar said to Mary, looking and sounding furious.

"You know what? I think this is the perfect time for me to go and take a bath! Bye!" Tali said, hurrying out of the tent with her old clothes still tucked under her arm.

**Rice** Wed May 18, 2011 3:49 am

"How about we test it then, i'll rip off your dick, staple then kick for 14 hours," Mary got off the table. "THEN we can crucify you, how about that?" She grabbed the auto-doc and threw it as hard as she could, her pregnant powers sending it hurtling.

Kori vanished as well as things began to get thrown.

As Tali hurried out the tent she walked right into Nara who had been crouched down, he fell backwards with a 'badumf'.

**Nenalata** Wed May 18, 2011 3:54 am

"UGH! Damn you, woman!" Caesar said, dodging the flying auto-doc.

"Oh my God! I'm so sorry! Here, let me help you up..." Tali said, offering her hand to the man she had accidently knocked over.

**Rice** Wed May 18, 2011 3:56 am

The auto-doc smashed on the ground rather impressively, but Mary wasn't done. She grabbed the nearest item, which happened to be some surgical tubbing, and started trying to swat him with it. "This will teach you to be gentle with my delicate flower like feelings." Her ineffective swatting was causing a few looks from random passerby.

Nara stood up sternly, looking very serious. "I...dropped something," he was an awful liar, he looked at Tali. "You're friends with Kori-I mean Korbin right?" He stuttered the mans name out.

**Nenalata** Wed May 18, 2011 5:43 pm

"UGH! Dammit! Stop it woman!" Caesar yelled, attempting to deflect her attacks. He was never going to mess with another pregnant woman ever again.

"Yes, I am. Why do you ask?" Tali replied.

**Rice** Thu May 19, 2011 2:17 am

Mary stopped and dropped the tubing, she looked to a bunch of scouts who had stopped to watch. "What are you looking at huh?" She spat at them like a cobra causing them to shuffle off in fear, turning back to Caesar she placed her hands on her swelled stomach and sighed deeply. Twins huh, Mary thought to herself. "Erh sorry," she suddenly felt guilty and walked over to Caesar, placing her hands on either side of his shoulder she had to get onto her tip toes to look him in the eyes.

Nara swallowed hard. "Oh erm," he looked obviously uncomfortable as he tried to think of an excuse. "No it doesn't matter," he let his head flop.

**Nenalata** Thu May 19, 2011 2:35 am

Caesar sighed and kissed Mary's forehead. "I'm sorry I provoked you. I shouldn't have done it, and I won't do it again."

Tali frowned. "Something's bothering you. What's up?"

**Rice** Thu May 19, 2011 2:38 am

Mary smiled in a soft manner, it looked awkward on her face but still she did so. "How have your headaches been?" She looked suddenly serious, hoping he wouldn't yet again jump the issue.

"Oh ermm," Nara shifted. "Are you going to see him now?"

**Nenalata** Thu May 19, 2011 2:56 am

"Unfortunately, they've been getting worse, and more frequent," Caesar said. "Don't worry though. You've got enough to worry about."He gestured to her stomach.

"I'm actually going to take a bath," Tali said awkwardly. "He might have gone to his tent if you want to speak to him."

**Rice** Thu May 19, 2011 2:58 am

"Do you hear a pulsating in your ears hen you get the headache?" Mary put more weight on her back foot and lent a little, nibbling her thumb nail. "And are you sensitive to light?"

"Why would I want to do that, I just...wondered - excuse me," Nara walked off quickly, stumbling into a wall and nearly falling over again, he then broke out into a hurried jog to escape.

**Nenalata** Thu May 19, 2011 3:25 am

"Yes I do, and yes I am," Caesar said, tilting his head. "Why? Do you know what could be wrong with me?"

"Huh... That was odd... He didn't even tell me his name..." Tali said, looking confused at Nara's retreating form. She then shrugged her shoulders, made her way to the bath house and opened the door.

**Rice** Thu May 19, 2011 3:27 am

Mary swallowed hard and forced him to sit down. "Alright, don't move for a second," she hurried over to desk draw and got out a small doctors light, she went over. "Now follow the light with your eyes," she shone the small light into his eyes and moved it from side to side.

Vulpes sighed and he sunk deeper into the bath water, pretty sure he had locked the door but not really caring if he hadn't. Who would walk in anyway, everyone knocked around here.

**Nenalata** Thu May 19, 2011 3:32 am

"What's this supposed to do?" Caesar asked as his eyes moved from side to side, following Mary's doctor's light.

Tali stepped forward into the bath house, but froze and let out a small scream once she caught sight of Vulpes.

**Rice** Thu May 19, 2011 3:53 am

"Damn it," Mary's shoulders dropped as one eyes pupil didn't dilate when the light hit it, she bit her lip and sat down by him. "I think," she stopped and sighed, putting her head in her hands.

Vulpes looked up lazily and Tali walked in, he blinked. "What are you doing?" His tone was causal.

**Nenalata** Thu May 19, 2011 3:58 am

"What is it? Tell me!" Caesar said, looking confused.

"I... I'm just going to be leaving now..." Tali said. She then turned bright pink and began backing away slowly, but she found herself staring at him, causing her to turn even more pink.

**Rice** Thu May 19, 2011 4:00 am

"I think you have a tumor, all the symptoms lead to it," Mary looked up at him. "But it's okay, I can fix you," she stood up and grabbed his shoulders. "You trust me don't you, with Tali's help we can both fix this."

"What's wrong, why are you red?" Vulpes moved up in the back, his hair sticking to his forehead from where it had become wet.

**Nenalata** Thu May 19, 2011 4:04 am

"Of course I trust you," Caesar replied. "But don't stress yourself out. If it's too much for you to handle, then I'm sure your assistant will be able to help you out more."

"I... You're... Naked..." Tali spluttered. On some ways, she found this situation rather funny; the last time something like this happened, she was the one naked in the bath and he was walking in on her. Now it was the other way round.

**Rice** Thu May 19, 2011 10:22 am

"Stop, being manly," Mary gave him a punch in the arm, surprisingly sharp for a little lady. "I'll talk to Tali later, I thought maybe we could all eat together tonight, I know how much you love it," she winked.

"So?" Vulpes did not understand her. "I assume you have seen naked people before, this can hardly be anything new."

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